Writer’s Digest is throwing open its doors to a select group of aspiring writers—and you’re invited to be one of them! 

You must register by June 10 to get the best deal. 

• Meet with WD editors for one-on-one manuscript critiques 

• Sharpen your publishing savvy at panel discussions 

• Pick the editors’ brains at Q&A sessions 

• Network with editors and fellow writers at a Saturday night reception 

Registrations after June 10 will be accepted as space permits, but will be subject to a higher fee and entitled to submit shorter manuscripts for review.

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Here’s a few pics of the remnants of our Thursday breakfast attack:

Ham & cheese biscuits

Brown Betty

Hot d*** breakfast casserole

Here’s a cover and description:

Resistance is Your Prime Directive

Don't be a victim.

Have you ever experienced a sensation of missing time? Have you ever found a metallic implant somewhere in your body? It’s likely that you’re a victim of alien abduction, and you don’t even know it.

Aliens are among us. While the true intentions of these mysterious intruders from outer space are unknown, there’s no doubt that their actions are nefarious. It’s your right—your civic responsibility—to learn the skills necessary to protect yourself, your loved ones and ultimately your planet.

Aliens want to whisk you away in the night to perform terrifying experiments on you. Isn’t it time you learn how use your MP3 player to defend yourself from their paralyzing powers? Shouldn’t you know how to evade the pursuit of a flying saucer? Wouldn’t you sleep better at night knowing some proven hand-to-hand combat techniques guaranteed to stop your extraterrestrial foe in its tracks?

Make no mistake—our world is under attack and this handbook may be the only thing standing between the human race and total annihilation. Read it and join the resistance.

This was a really fun book to edit. It’s full of conspiracy theories and self-defense techniques as well as funny illustrations. The author, WH Mumfrey, has a sharp wit and a dry sense of humor that will surely appeal to you if you like books like How to Survive a Robot Uprising or The Zombie Survival Guide.

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It’s great to hear some nice feedback about the event. I think all of the writers I talked to seemed to find it very valuable. Stay tuned for news about our next one, which will be in June: http://writersdigest.com/events

Past (dis)honorees include:

• Proceedings of the Second International Symposium on Nude Mice
• Versailles: The View From Sweden
• Weeds in a Changing World
• Reusing Old Graves
• People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What To Do About It
• Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers
• A Pictorial Book of Tongue Coatings
• Waterproofing Your Child
• Cheese Problems Solved

I’m really trying to pick a favorite, but I just don’t think I can. Perhaps we’ll keep this list as inspiration for our next titling meeting.

But it seems to be affecting individuals the world over, which is why I was heartened to see several of my friends give to another friend struggling to make her rent this month. This all happened online, and yeah, donating money to “strangers” on the internet does have its pitfalls, but it highlights a few things for me, most of which is how the words “strangers” and “friends” and “community” have been redefined in the 21st Century.

Servicing and helping out our communities work on both the local and the global scale, and I love being part of it. The Cincinnati Mini-marathon and heartwalk is this Sunday and I and my sister will be part of it. I’m supporting my local community as well, and the pledges I received? Came from such diverse places as Britain and Italy, among others.

If you’re local to Cincy, come out and support Harry’s Helpers; I’ll be one of them, and cheer everyone on, and if you know someone walking, pledge them.

Or if you prefer, you can always pledge money to the Fine Arts Fund. Trust me, it’s worth your dime.

I participated in a panel about “Why We Quit Reading.” Which was dedicated to discussing the common pitfalls that writers fall into when sending their work to editors. We covered reasons why as editors, we might stop reading a submission and reject it. Some of the most common reasons are when writers try to explain too much backstory through dialogue, shift point of view too often or use POV incorrectly, fail to set up a conflict and a plot soon enough, or when the pacing or the structure of the story causes confusion or boredom.

Writers discuss their work in one on one sessions with WD editors.
One days of the workshop was dedicated to one on one sessions between writers and editors. I had a chance to read several manuscripts and meet with writers to discuss their ideas and offer suggestions for improvement.

Overall, I read a lot of things with some real potential. All the writers who attended seemed to enjoy the event and find it helpful. I wish everyone who attended the best of luck with their projects and encourage everyone to check out our next Editor’s Intensive event which is scheduled for June (more info to come).

I started work here as an editor last June: My nine-month-eversary is next Monday. And finally, finally, finally this week the first book I’ve worked on start to finish is in stores. Mail Me Art. In a fast-paced world, waiting this long for a finished product seems strange, but, alas good things often take time. I’ve seen the book (it’s gorgeous). I have copy here at work. I’ve seen it on Amazon and BN.com. But I’ve been eagerly waiting to see it in a real store so I can buy a cup of coffee before I face it out on the shelf.

Today I braved the Kenwood lunch traffic to go to Barnes and Noble. I perused the Graphic Design shelf, scanning A, B, C, D, Di Lieto. Nothing. So I headed to the desk. The helpful associate looked it up. “We don’t carry it. It looks like I can order it for you.” I looked at her, disinterested. “None of our stores in the area carry it.” Oh! Unacceptable! I thanked her and left.

So my delayed gratification is further delayed. I’m on a quest. I will see Mail Me Art in a store. According to Borders.com it’s “likely in store” at several area locations; I’ve always liked Borders better anyway. I’ll keep you posted.

This got me thinking though, in the shower, about the terms we use for things like that. It’s not a hangover, not in the traditional sense, certainly. Is there a proper term for this result? I’m too tired to come up with anything really creative or coherent, and the two awake brain cells I have are working overtime on grammar and punctuation. (Give them a break, okay?) It’s not their fault I did this to myself. As Radiohead sang, “You do this to yourself, you do, and that’s why it really hurts.”

So how many of you are guilty of staying up too late to read, and finding yourself with the equivalent of a hangover the next day? Any remedies?

Oh, and the book that’s got me hooked? The Serpent’s Tale, by Ariana Franklin. I’m not done yet, so no spoilers, okay? But I’m really looking forward to finishing it.

So what are you reading?